Your tits are I can't wait for
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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