were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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