Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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