I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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