sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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