I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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