At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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