yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So squirting runs in the family.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
