I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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