That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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