fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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