I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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