he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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