i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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