Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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