My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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