This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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