So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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