Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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