i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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