whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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