i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
PANTIES FOUND
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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