The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Someone shit on the floor
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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