ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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