You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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