it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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