dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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