We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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