I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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