I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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