There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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