Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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