GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
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