I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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