Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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