There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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