I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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