Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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