If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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