How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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