i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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