So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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