No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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