She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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