ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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