She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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