Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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