Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
false alarm, still single
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