I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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