tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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