why do cheetos always look like penises
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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