I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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