Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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