Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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