Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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