My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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