I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Found the puke drawer
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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